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I would hate to have you as a girlfriend… I’d have no freedom with you! I’d have to respect you, Can’t call you no names ‘cause you know, you’re gonna end up at my house and next thing you know I’m gonna get slapped in the face, Can’t have no one talk shit about you, Can’t cheat on you, You’d be the worst girlfriend ever! ______ on the other hand, She’d Love me, if she caught me cheating, she’d STILL Love me, so I could do whatever I want with her, and she’d Love me no matter what, Shit if she caught me cheating, She’d say ‘it’s okay because I Love you’, and buy me lunch after! If people talk shit about her she dont give a fuck as long as she loves me, Now That’s the perfect girl for me
You crack me uppp